22 Sep 2006

I'm on holiday so F*ck off to all my cuntstomers!!! :))

"I've been on tenterhooks ending in dirty looks, list'ning to the Muzak, thinking 'bout this 'n' that. She said that's that. I don't wanna chitter-chat. Turn it down a little bit or turn it down flat."


So there I am walking past the newsagents shop when I spy the 'A' board outside on the pavement. Four and a half years in retail and all I can remember is what an 'A' board is. Where was I ? Oh Yeah. The headline on said 'A' board ... whaddya mean you don't know what an A board is look it up that's what Google is for ... anyway the ... what now? Fine an 'A' Board is a board with two faces that allows retailers to block the pavements and therefore provide the community much hilarity as blind people trip over them. Also it advertises shit we sell. Anyway, the headline ... What? Because it's shaped like a capital A of course ... look anymore interruptions and you'll be sent home. Headline says "Man of 95 in kerb crawling shame." Shame? Shame? What bloody shame? All power to his elbow Is say well ... not his elbow exactly but you know what I mean. I tell you if at ninety five I can still pump enough blood around my body for that then I'll be happy. Just imagine that reputation enhancement in the rest home. All that dusty old action. Mind you I feel sorry for the Nurses who have to explain how he died to his relatives ... and the relatives of the three old ladies in his water bed. I hope he practised safe sex, not for fear of infection I mean at niety five are you really going to care about a disease that burns when you pee? I mean it's pretty free flowing anyway, but the safe sex just because imagine becoming a parent at that age. The shock would kill you and the undertakers would have to use three men sat on the lid just to get it shut.

Tonight's Music is from an album called 'Select Cuts from Blood And Fire' various artists that have been remixed by young and trendy people. Well worth the download. Also we have a Small Faces compilation a 2 disker that I picked out of the charity shops which is a pasttime I have. This is the first day of my holiday you may have noticed at the top of the post what my feelings are so there should be several updates on the blog especially as I'm off to spend a few sheckles in the local record shop on Monday. Also included the first ten issues of 2000ad and the last prog that I have #1506.

http://rapidshare.de/files/32964625/2000ad_Prog_1_-_10.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.de/files/33972336/2000ad_Prog_1_-_10.part2.rar First ten 2000ad comics

http://rapidshare.de/files/34073705/2000_AD_Prog_1506_Sept_06.cbr Latest Issue

http://rapidshare.de/files/34411671/TSF_-_AoN.part1.rar The Small Faces

http://rapidshare.de/files/34414195/TSF_-_AoN.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.de/files/34419665/VA_-__SCFB_F_2000_.part1.rar Select Cuts From Blood & Fire

http://rapidshare.de/files/34422544/VA_-__SCFB_F_2000_.part2.rar

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey old codge!

Enjoy your time off and hope you keep well. Thanks for that recent Housemartins post!

T_Ted

TheUpsetter1969 said...

That's okay watch for the next post!!!!!!!

The Upsetter