"Did you think that I'd return
emotions all I need to learn
now you're gonna feel the same
vice-a-versa love and pain
vice-a-versa love and pain."
You know even though I spend several hours a day looking for a decent job online I still get the feeling they don't believe me down the old rock and roll office. It's only a matter of time before they start shining the light in my face whilst saying "Ve do not beliff you. Tell us vy you still haf nicht job." Bloody hell I've got a 13 week interview in a back office in a couple of days time. I can see them filling a piece of rubber hose with pennies as we speak. It's not as if I haven't tried you know. I've grown accustomed to the glue on the envelopes I've licked that many.
I was put in a rather good mood lately by some news that although in itself isn't particularly funny or good in any real sense. It is however heart warming and reassuring that Karma is working and what my bearded toothlesss old hag of a landlord says is true, (which in itself is frightening), what goes around comes around. I won't say what the good news was as that would make me seem like a bitter old fuck, which although true, is not the image I wish to portray on this blog. I haven't enjoyed someone else's misfortune as much since the hilarious day when Frau Adolf Thatcher got booted out of office by her loyal and trusted
colleagues. Bwahahahaha!!!! I just wish that I had some cctv of the incident. People who know me will know what I'm on about and this is the reason for the comment and video at the top of the page. So now you know or rather don't. I mean I thought I was humiliated by a woman but.......
The more astute of you amongst my three readers will have noticed the brightly coloured links to the right hand side of the page. (It took me ages with crayons) These are most of my MySpace 'friends' minus the 'permanently on pmt drug addled shoplifter of some repute' who just was 'off' all the time. Still there's a nice selection there, I can recommend the ska bands.
Onto tonight's music, firstly we have The Mock Turtles 87-90 which seems to be some rarities and then we have The Exploited - The Massacre. I've recorded and upped the latest clip to the current Madness single 'Sorry' and to be honest I was a little disapointed there is little or no funny stuff. Also notable by thier absence are Chris and Lee. In an interview for my old old old fanzine back in the days when 'cut and paste' meant getting covered in glue and newsprint, Chris said that he and Lee used to come up with the funny stuff anyway. So maybe that is the reason? Finally I've spent ages transferring this video to avi and then uploading it, we have The Wedding Present *Punk. Full Track Listing in the comments.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ncyrnq The Exploited - The Massacre
http://www.sendspace.com/file/j5y5cg The Mock Turtles - 87 - 90
http://www.sendspace.com/file/7j0dqd Madness Sorry video clip
http://www.sendspace.com/file/bbtx7w The Wedding Present